Friday, March 1, 2013

Self-conscious Monster.

Unclear where this one came from. Enjoy!

Timid Child.

I would have used this a lot as a kid but I tend to slip into it now when I momentarily regress into a child-like state. It happens more often that you might think. Unless you think it happens nearly every day, in which case you would be right. Enjoy!

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Gramps.

Alter ego to Old Lady. Meant for each other. Enjoy!

Drunk.


I'm drunk as hell! Used to imitate the adventures of Saturday nights. Enjoy!

Southern Man.

Just talk slower and add a little drawl. Lower your voice like you used to when you talked to your Golden Retriever. That's what I tell myself to get this voice just right. Enjoy!

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Surfer Dude.

I don't know where this came from. Classic well-intentioned stoner surfer bro, man. Enjoy! PS. I'm not topless.